youBik- Homeschooled (2016)

Death Panels- Mankind is Not an Insect (But He Walks on Eight Legs) (2014)

Lunch With Beardo- Surrealistic Picnic (2006) (FDH Records)

001 The First Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; Innocence to Wisdom
002 The Second Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; They Are Wonders of the World
003 The Third Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; Space is the Plate

Produced by Eric the Ill at Spacestation 11
Mastered by Colin Marston


After travelling a spacedelic journey in from the Planet Lunch aboard a Surrealistic Picnic basket travelling at the speed of interstellar overeat, the mysterious band of bearded men orbited the industrial wasteland of the Hudson Valley (which closely resembles fruited plains and fertile crescents on their homeplanet) and the eastern United States for several years, occasionally making stops at an abandonned NASA/NSA spacecraft called "Spacestation 11" to beam down mixed signals of galactic ear candy to the art-terrorist unit FDH Records, who then released the broadcasts for public consumption (though they remained mostly a fetish object for disillusioned loners, slackers, sporto homos, and other members of the permanent underclass).

The band of beardos has been spotted assuming the form of resident musicians at various venues throughout upstate New York and beyond. These include, but are not limited to Eric "The Ill" Hansen (Humans Are the Worst Invention, Murdershift, Lance Uppercut), Jesse Heffler (Deprivation), Jon Wazoo (The Sex Machines, The Casket Architects, Rails to Wounded Knee), Timh Gabriele (m0dnAr, Autocratic Forcefeed), and Jeff Bumiller (dylar, Murdershift), pictured right

Lunch With Beardo- Live at the Flywheel (2004)

Here's a video recorded 05/05/04. It should be noted that I did not participate in this performance and was not active with the group until 2005/2006.

Lunch With Beardo- The Right to a Lunch Break (2007)

Excerpt from a performance 02/26/07 at SUNY Purchase
show with Prurient, Burning Star Core, and Carlos Giffoni

Lunch With Beardo- Postprandial Dim Sum (Live at the Rugroom) (2006)

caution: this is loud as fuck

Recorded 08/13/06 at the Rugroom in New Paltz, NY as part of the CD Release show. Also on the bill were If, Bwana, The Subliminator, Carpet of Sexxy, and It's a Trap

Lunch With Beardo- Live at the Shithole (2004)

Recorded live at Club Crannell in Poughkeepsie, NY on 01/14/04

Lunch With Beardo- Live at Rock Against Racism (2007)

Innocence to Wisdom:


Recorded 04/29/07 at Rock Against Racism festival at SUNY New Paltz. The studio version appears on Surrealistic Picnic (2006)

Gluttons for Punishment:

Lunch With Beardo- Go Fly a Kite (2006)

Recorded live at SUNY Purchase in 2006, opening for Kites. Extract of a much longer (way too long) performance

Lunch With Beardo- Captain Milkshake (2008)

from a 2008 practice session

Lunch With Beardo- Lunch Time Crumbs (2007 Practice Session)

Lunch With Beardo- "Atonement", "Punishment" (Live at Tritone 2007)

Lunch With Beardo performing at Tritone in Philadelphia, PA. This show was split into three segments,"Sin", "Atonement", and "Punishment". "Sin" kinda sucked so it's excluded here. "Atonement" is probably the best of the three numbers in the night, with "Punishment" being the full on noisefest

Lunch With Beardo- Trepanation (Live at Purchase 2007)

Not sure which SUNY Purchase show this was. We played a bunch since Jesse booked the shows for the school. Here's an example though of a show that was way too long (30 minutes)- not the only example either mind you- that I've distilled to the essential bits (the middle of it).

Lunch With Beardo- Live at Millcreek Tavern (2006)

Lunch With Beardo performing live at the Millcreek Tavern in Philadelphia, PA in 2006. This is the second (and more interesting part of the set). This show was part of a lineup with Elder Statesmen and Satanized

Lunch With Beardo- Live on WVKR (2006)

1. Red Dragon



2. The Hunger Artist

Lunch With Beardo- Live at the Greenline (2007)

A full show played at an intimate venue in Philadelphia

Autocratic Forcefeed- Glanost Was Fun While It Lasted (2005)

Released on the compilation V1 (2005):
http://www.discogs.com/Various-V-1/release/540681

1 Neeb - 413
2 Dick Motorola - Fresh Pocky Bits
3 Hnatiw - Real
4 Linda Lamb - Cold House
5 m0dnAr - We Are Friends
6 Punk Bunny - Felcher
7 Houston Bernard - Str8 Actin'
8 Stochastic - Robot Rock
9 Clone Françoise - Nautilus (Acid Dub)
10 Android - A Remix Of A Nonexistant Song
11 Autocratic Forcefeed - Glasnost Was Fun While It Lasted
12 Beltonesuicide - Cremation Was The Least
13 Tintintio - Injured Making Love

Autocratic Forcefeed- The Suicide Party Tapes Vol 5: Gabriele's Wake (2004) (FDH 025)

off FDH 025 The Suicide Party Tapes Vol 5

this was originally a CD released as one longform track broken down into 23 "phases" or chapters, one for each year of my life up to that point and imagining the final to be the year of my death. this is subtitled in some FDH literature as Gabriele's Wake because of the short experimental fiction story of the same name that came inside of each copy of the CD, which was Finnegan's Wake-esque in its use of neologisms and allusion (but perhaps in no other distinguishable way). Most of this work was composed of remixed, scrambled, mashedup version of previously recorded songs that wil probably pop up in some form or another on this Youtube channel.


phase I external pathologies
phase II low frequency observations
phase III viral archetype
phase IV transmigration of the sold
phase V cultural betrayal (assumption is the mother of all constructs)
phase VI splendor in silence
phase VII mass adverisity of unattrition
phase VIII exile and the kingdom
phase IX aphid twix
phase X marching to salivation
phase XI hills like wide-eyed sycophants
phase XII float (empathy for god)
phase XIII and it really doesn't matter what i say
phase XIV these fucking wrists
phase XV tatamari
phase XVI what's your name?
phase XVII elude your delusions
phase XVIII bedridden
phase XIX nocturnal emancipation (temple of isis reprise)
phase XX fun with glass
phase XXI the darwin game
phase XXII the suicide/birthday party (numb)
phase XXIII death is nature's way of saying slow down

Autocratic Forcefeed- The Suicide Party Tapes Volume 1 (2004)

1. Accredited Haunted Mansion
2. The Blind Leading the Naked
3. Allergic to Death
4. Burnt Hills
5. 7734
6. Modern Templars (A Christmas Carol)
7. Mother's Insulin
8. Works in Phono
9. Dogu
10. Footprints

SreTteL m0dnAr- The Birth of Unintelligent Dance Music (2002)

m0dnAr was originally shorthand for sRetTeL m0dnAr (random letters backwards), but we shortened it to make it easier to pronounce. There was a three song EP that start it all off called "The Birth of Unintelligent Dance Music" a knock at IDM. As a bonus, a remix of "What Goes On" has been included. The remix was scheduled for release on the final, unnamed, unreleased m0dnAr album.

The tracklist was
1. Autoerotic Substitute for the Savior
2, School Shooting (later on m0dnAr's debut album)
3. What Goes On
4. The World of La (What Goes On)