Lunch With Beardo- Surrealistic Picnic (2006) (FDH Records)

001 The First Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; Innocence to Wisdom
002 The Second Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; They Are Wonders of the World
003 The Third Official Transmission from the Planet Lunch; Space is the Plate

Produced by Eric the Ill at Spacestation 11
Mastered by Colin Marston


After travelling a spacedelic journey in from the Planet Lunch aboard a Surrealistic Picnic basket travelling at the speed of interstellar overeat, the mysterious band of bearded men orbited the industrial wasteland of the Hudson Valley (which closely resembles fruited plains and fertile crescents on their homeplanet) and the eastern United States for several years, occasionally making stops at an abandonned NASA/NSA spacecraft called "Spacestation 11" to beam down mixed signals of galactic ear candy to the art-terrorist unit FDH Records, who then released the broadcasts for public consumption (though they remained mostly a fetish object for disillusioned loners, slackers, sporto homos, and other members of the permanent underclass).

The band of beardos has been spotted assuming the form of resident musicians at various venues throughout upstate New York and beyond. These include, but are not limited to Eric "The Ill" Hansen (Humans Are the Worst Invention, Murdershift, Lance Uppercut), Jesse Heffler (Deprivation), Jon Wazoo (The Sex Machines, The Casket Architects, Rails to Wounded Knee), Timh Gabriele (m0dnAr, Autocratic Forcefeed), and Jeff Bumiller (dylar, Murdershift), pictured right